This is where it began. A hand-drawn circle on graph paper. The radius. Pi written out. The arc calculations scratched and re-scratched by Karl Backus — Bobby's dear brother, the man who worked out the geometry of what had never been built before. Paauilo Mauka Farm · Big Island. No CAD software. No engineering firm. A pencil, a piece of paper, and the belief that the numbers would hold.
Dom Pérignon Plénitude · Big Island, Hawai'i · 2019
The Stargate
Paauilo Mauka · Kukio · Mauna Loa · A Lava Tube
A gravel floor. A Honda generator. Twenty-one days. One man trusted to build the impossible for the world's most celebrated champagne — and the hundred guests who deserved nothing less.
The shop floor is gravel. The power comes from a small Honda generator humming outside. The light is strung from extension cords. This is where the Stargate was born. Cutting perfect arcs from flat sheets — each one a segment of a 36-foot circle — demanded precision that forgave nothing. A wrong cut here meant a gap at the gala. The router follows the arc jig. The gravel holds still.
Every sheet accounted for. Every cut already calculated on that piece of graph paper. The French and Brussels design team — Eugenie's people, accustomed to the finest fabrication shops in Paris, Munich, and New York — drove up to Paauilo Mauka and found this. A farm. A gravel floor. A generator. They were stunned. And then they met Bobby Grimes. And they saw the bamboo bridge. The bamboo cabin. The bamboo leg tables. And they took a chance.
The arcs assembled on sawhorses in the hoop house. The gentle curve of a 36-foot diameter circle, broken into transportable sections — each one fitting precisely to the next. Four days to build this. The challenge was not just the size. It was the overhang. The sleek, low profile. The legs that had to carry the weight with almost nothing to hide behind. Every joint had to be perfect because at Kukio, there was nowhere to hide.
The first time the full circle assembled — in a borrowed warehouse, car headlights and work lamps throwing long shadows across the floor, the graffiti walls bearing witness. Two men with their arms raised. Because it was perfect. The arcs met. The circle closed. Karl's math had held. What began on a piece of graph paper in a farm shop in Paauilo Mauka was now a 36-foot ring, standing, ready. The Stargate existed.
The Stargate at Kukio in full daylight — the complete ring set against the lava field and the palm-lined pavilion beyond. The scale is only apparent now that you can see a human figure beside it. 111 feet of circumference. 36 feet across. Seats 50. Built in four days on a gravel floor with a Honda generator, transported across the island, set up in hours. The Paris team had never seen anything like it. Kukio · Kohala Coast · Big Island
Golden hour. The Pacific behind it. The sun cutting through the center of the ring, long shadows radiating outward like spokes of a cosmic wheel. This photograph was not staged. Nobody moved the sun. The table simply existed in the right place at the right time because Bobby Grimes had done the geometry correctly on a piece of graph paper in Paauilo Mauka. This is what precision looks like when it meets the light.
The table set. The glasses in place. The center of the Stargate filled with lava rock and scattered with blue pin lights — a galaxy at the heart of the table. The horizon still holds the last warm color of the day. The ocean beyond. This is the moment just before 50 of the world's most celebrated guests took their seats at a table built by one man, on a gravel floor, in a farm in Paauilo Mauka, lit by a Honda generator and his brother's math.
Six laser beams crossing the night sky above the Stargate. Guests silhouetted against the glow. The Pacific black behind them. The light markers Bobby built — those sleek LED strips — leading through the darkness toward the ring of fire at the center. Eugenie designed the experience. Bobby made it physically exist. That is the distinction. That is the gift.
Looking down into the center of the Stargate. The lava rock embedded with blue pin lights — random as stars, cold as deep space. The table rim glowing. The dusk horizon beyond. The laser column firing straight up into the Pacific sky above. Every person who sat at this table looked inward and saw the universe. That was not an accident. That was Bobby Grimes, thinking at midnight on a gravel floor in Paauilo Mauka, asking himself — what should 50 people feel when they look at the center of this table?
"The Europeans came to my farm expecting a professional shop. They found a gravel floor and a Honda generator. They almost left. Then they saw the bamboo bridge. They stayed. Three weeks later, their guests sat under a laser sky at a galaxy table on the Kohala Coast, and nobody asked where it was built."
Bobby Grimes · The Bamboo Man · Paauilo Mauka, Big Island, Hawai'i